Jingle Boobs

My son Kaden, who is currently 7, stuck 2 bells down his shirt the other day and pretended they were boobs. He then went on to sing an effin hilarious rendition of Jingle bells but substituted bells for the word boobs. He was shimmying all over trying to get those fake boobs of his to jingle all the while singing at the top of his lungs. I laughed so hard. I even took video of it with my phone! I was contemplating posting it on the internet but my mom would kill me for shamelessly exploiting my child just so people could laugh. I realized I didn't want him to hate me when he was older so I decided to refrain from posting the previously mentioned funny video. I couldn't help talking about it though! Serious laughter ensued after that momentous event.

The glory of man

I was joking around with some friends one day and we started talking about all the great words that start with man or men! We were of course being facetious about the greatness of the words other than how greatly funny it was.

manacles- Yup that's right, yet another way that men can hold us back. Sometimes it can be okay though as long as both are consenting adults.

menacing- This word can go along with the previous word for some kinky alliteration fun.

meningitis- Inflammation of the brain..I don't believe I need to add anything further.

menial- Boring work of low status. Yup, it's a keeper!

manic- The beginning of the word explains why depressive is a common word that usually follows this one.

manipulate- Women seem to excel at this sport but only because we have become adept at figuring out which brain men like to think with the most.

menopause- This word is like men because it causes women varying degrees of discomfort.

menstruation- The monthly discharge of menses...Thank you for starting this with men, it reminds us that they get the fun part in procreation.

menagerie- A collection of live animals for study or display. There are some men out there that are only good to look at...okay maybe that covers a lot of them.

Here are a few more words that don't really need an explanation.

mental Illness
manure
manhole (hahahaha)
mangled

*disclaimer* I'm not really a man hater. At least not by the Bible's definition of man being an all encompassing word for mankind. I do kind of hate one man though. Just a single entity has really ruined my opinion on men and that's judgmental I know and hopefully someday I'll get over it. Hopefully! Otherwise I may start having to contemplate lesbianism more seriously. ;)

My psychosis. An explanation of the progression.

I've recently found out that I have severe trust issues. I think that some of it stems from my past relationship of being married to someone who would lie about a lot of different things. Especially ones that were inconsequential. I never know what to believe anymore from anyone. In that particular relationship I was just better off not believing anything. I didn't follow that advice but I would have been better off. Some of my trust issues also have to do with a low self esteem. If we don't value ourselves then we can be taken advantage of easier but we also don't trust anything that could be genuine. I've recently experienced trying to discern whether someone was telling me the truth or not. I tended to believe anything positive was a lie. Anything negative I tried to justify with reasons instead of believing them for lies at first. Now I'm at the point that I think it's all lies after reasoning it all out! When will I ever know how to trust again. How will I be able to get over these issues? I'd like to think that if someone was genuine in their feelings for me, they would help me work through them by giving me reasons and hard supported facts for some of the things that happen. At least until I get more comfortable in the relationship or situation. While I was working through these feelings and figuring out why I can't trust, it felt like an exercise in validating my deficiencies with facts from my own deficient point of view. Round and round I went. I think it would be interesting if they made that a standardized test for people that are declared mentally incompetent. Please write an essay on the particular psychosis you were labeled with. Include facts, observations, and events that led up to your eventual break down and subsequent incarceration. They would be fun to read anyway!