Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Disney Princess revealed

So a few weeks ago I was chatting with a friend. We were talking about the recent Disney Princess quiz I took and he guessed which one I was. Of course it was Belle! Anyway he said something along the lines of how he wanted to take a Disney Prince quiz. I was like, why the heck would you want to be compared to those losers? Seriously though, the Disney Princes really are not the best role models. We discussed it further and I made a list. Feel free to add your comments to this vapid discussion.

Prince Erik (Little Mermaid): He is so hung up on some nameless voice that he fails to see the real treasure in front of him. That girl was dang cute even when she couldn't talk. He did have some moments of manliness but they were cancelled out by his stupidity in following the crazy witch lady when she was sexified.

Aladdin: He lied, cheated, and stole throughout the whole movie. He pretended to be someone else the whole time! It was all ok in the end because he said he was sorry. Sheesh

Prince Charming (Cinderella): Seriously, a shoe will prove who he danced with for 2 seconds and supposedly instantly fell in love with? If he loved her, he would be able to tell without a stinking shoe. He also would have gotten contact information before she dashed off. He's dumb.

Beast: He was so pansy looking starting out. Turning into the beast actually improved his looks! He was borderline abusive the whole movie. What is it about girls falling for guys that treat them bad?

Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty): Who wants a creepy guy that takes advantage of sleeping women? Plus he gets his clothes stolen by animals. That's careless!

The Prince (Snow White): He sings a little with her at the first but you don't really see him until the end when he can conveniently save the day and ride off into the sunset with Snow White. He's a stranger! It doesn't really say anything good about Snow White either if she's willing to ride off with a pretty face. At least she knew he could sing.

So next time you see the saying "Disney gave me unrealistic expectations of men" don't buy into that crap. The only unrealistic part about the Disney men is their apparent changes of heart! :D

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